“Honestly, we couldn’t agree on a font type” commented the company’s Director of Marketing. ”We were locked in a conference room for six days arguing between Comic Sans MS and Courier New. One employee just kept screaming ‘Wingdings!’” ”So finally, we decided to remove the text altogether and just enlarge the chick on the front, and then we broke for pizza.”
“We’re really considering getting enough motivation to actually do something about this” said the head of the National Association of Hipsters, Seattle Chapter. ”We have a number of protest ideas under consideration, our best being blocking access to the cream and sugar with our Macbooks.” ”It’s going to be very hard to order my Upside Down, Venti, Half Café, Soy, Non-Fat, No Whip, Extra Foam, Triple Shot, 2 Pump Mocha Latte with room tomorrow, I just don’t know how I’m going to do it.”
“I don’t know what they’re so upset about, I think the chick on the cup is kinda hot” commented one patron. ”All I know is, their little protest better not come between me and my morning coffee. This coffee is the only thing that keeps me sane at work each day…the only thing.” He ended the interview with an eye twitch.
